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Mar 29, 2011 at 3:44 pm
How Will Future Obamas Ever Produce Their Birth Certificates if They're Not Allowed to Be Born?
David Schmader
STOP PRE-ASSASSINATING PRESIDENTS.
Thank you for the ridiculous provocation,
Life Always.
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