Looking for something fun and free this Thursday? How about free tickets to see Bikini Creature Beach Feature—a live rock 'n' roll musical based on horror/surf movies and featuring the music of the Lordy Lords and Guantanamo Baywatch! Roll the press release:

Bikini Creature Beach Feature is a satirical take on anything from the Frankie & Annette 1960’s beach party movies, grind-house biker flicks, to the B-horror genre; a bouillabaisse of characters like the one-gorilla wrecking crew “Randy Bananas”, sexy, pregnant and dune-buggy obsessed wiccan “The Sand Witch”, the shambling & acrobatic terror of “The Sea Monster”, and a gaggle of bikini clad beach girls!

Sounds bananas, no? The show runs all weekend March 31-April 3 at 8 pm, at the Bossanova (722 E Burnside) and tickets are $12... that is, unless you win a pair of free tickets from me today! Email me here by 3 pm, include your first and last name, and I'll pick four winners at random to be put on the guest list, each with a plus one! GOOD LUCK, BIKINI/APE LOVERS! (And sorry kids, this show is 21 and over only!)

UPDATE!!! THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. THANKS FOR PLAYING!

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