Move over, Chris Hansen! Now there's a pedophile hunter who's not only yellow—and a dinosaur—but he actually gets results! (And I know this, because the big yellow dino broke into my office today to demand all my Justin Bieber posters. And why did he keep calling me "Charming"? I mean, I know I'm handsome and kind of on the suave side, but "charming"? You flatter me... however, these "tricky pedophile" charges are just too much. Just remember, Yello Dino: YOU CAN'T PROTECT ALL THE JUSTIN BIEBERS IN THE WORLD!!!)