Even though bin Laden's out of the way, it doesn't mean we're safe, at least not from the terrible ideas of shoe designers. Is it a boot? A sandal? A sandal with built in black socks? It's all of them at once and it's a nightmare called SHANDALS. $800!
You can never trust a brand, even a respected name like Prada. Proof, for the low low price of $1,500:
KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
MOD: When it comes to shoes, we only let the right ones in.