As you may have heard, the Mercury is abandoning our current office space (AKA "Fort Apache, the Eastside"), and moving to an orbiting satellite above Old Town. That means we're getting rid of a lot of old furniture! DO YOU WANT IT? Here's what we have to offer! AND ALL OF IT IS FREE! Simply bring a truck and a muscle-y person and pick it up, starting Sunday, May 15! (However, if you see an item you simply must have immediately, email Katie and you guys can work out an early pickup date.) NOTE: We are not giving away any current employees. Sorry.

HOLY CRAP, 20 DESKS!!

We've got roughly 20 desks to give away. Maybe you're starting a used desk business? Or maybe you want to pretend your house is a school for tax reasons. I have no idea why you'd need a desk. But come take your pick starting Sunday, May 15 at the current Mercury offices (605 NE 21st Ave). [Look! eMacs! Awwww... so cute! Not included.]

COOL VINTAGE TROPHY CASE/CIGAR HUMIDIFIER

We used to store our trophies, awards, and used sexual devices in here. It's old-timey, and in nice shape with glass in front and on top. It's roughly four feet tall and three feet wide, and a tad on the heavy side. We love it, but have nowhere to put it at the new place, so screw it—we'll be generous and let it go for FREE!

UPDATE! Trophy Display and rolling library shelves are no longer available

More stuff after the jump...

SPINNY CUBE THING!

We got this thing at the OMSI yard sale, took the educational pictures out of the spinny cubes, and put our dumb covers in it. You can do whatever you want with it (would work great in a preschool, or as a place to display your art), because I'm not a controlling person.

CRAZY BOOK SHELVES!

That top unit is a DOUBLE-SIDED, ROLLING library shelf. A great room separator, or for people who are too low tech for iPads, and just want to roll their books along with them. The second shelf came from a church, and was used to store hymnals and stuff. Refinish it, and display your porn!

WE'LL POST MORE STUFF NEXT WEEK. But if you want any of this stuff now, email Katie and call dibs on it!