Happy Seis de Mayo! How was el cinco, everyone?

Bin Laden Planned Train Attacks: Documents from his hideout show Al Qaeda planned to attack America's train lines. Nowhere is safe! Stay in your homes!

Dogs With Titanium Fangs: The Navy SEAL dogs that helped find Osama Bin Laden have crazy metal grills!

First GOP Presidential Debate: Who won? Who lost? The election is only 17 months away!

Pakistan Sez: Sorry we screwed up on the Osama thing, but never raid in our country again.

Just Say No. Illinois becomes the first state to reject Obama's controversial deportation-heavy immigration program Secure Communities.

Bad Week for Books: A study shows that half of Detroit adults are functionally illiterate. How is that even possible?

WaPo Leaks: The Washington Post launches an insecure version of WikiLeaks that promises to sell you out to authorities.

No Hands, Ma! New Oregon laws are tougher on drivers using cell phones.