So The Thumbcast edited out all the sex from Star Trek: The Next Generation - A XXX Porn Parody, and the result? A 26-minute-long Star Trek fan film that's better than a good number of actual Star Trek episodes. Not too shabby, nerdporn auteurs! You've got a better story than half the actual Star Trek movies, a creepily in-depth knowledge of Star Trek continuity, Jean-Luc Picard's flute*, and a couple of cast members who totally upstage their more legitimate counterparts. I'll take this over "Sub Rosa" any day.

And the real version features boning! Thanks for the heads up, ComicsAlliance.

UPDATE: Hey, look! A contest! Details in the comment thread, nerds.

*Not a euphemism, surprisingly.