Here's another Mercury FLEET WEEK FUN FACT™: Did you know that Fleet Week sailors are required to pick someone up if asked? IT'S MARITIME LAW.

The Mercs Marissa gets a lift from the boys in white! GET IT?? Shes being lifted physically as well as emotionally? FORGET IT!!
  • The Merc's Marissa gets a "lift" from the boys in white! GET IT?? She's being "lifted" physically as well as emotionally? FORGET IT!!

We're currently accepting YOUR photos of sexy, sexy Portland Fleet Week sailors doing sexy, sexy things (not the kind found on Google image search, please) in the Mercury's "Sexy, Sexy Sailor Photo Contest." The best photo from Fleet Week will receive a $50 grand prize, AND an autographed photo of the sailor guy from the Village People! (May or may not be a legitimate autograph. Probably won't be. It absolutely won't be.) Send your photo here no later than this Monday, June 13!