Here's an I, Anonymous Blog "Quote o' the Day" for all you music lovers out there who attend summer concerts at Edgefield:
To all the idiots at Edgefield for My Morning Jacking who set up camp within 100 feet of the stage: Arriving early does not entitle you to set aside 40 square feet of prime viewing area as your personal space, so you should not get surprised and bent out of shape as intoxicated people try to get closer to the stage and then end up tromping through your real estate. You deserve every particle of dog turd that was stomped into your ugly rug.
I know I should be considering this person's plight, but... "My Morning Jacking"? Are we talking about the same thing here? Because my morning jacking has never taken place at Edgefield!! WOCKA-WOCKA-KAAAAA-ZING-ALING-ALING! Thank you, and don't forget to tip your waitress, and submit your own hilariously misspelled rant on our new I, Anonymous blog! GOOD NIGHT!