Sorry to validate your trust issues by not posting this on Thursday like I'm supposed to, Blogtown. Courtney's on vacation and trying/failing to keep her desk plant alive has been taking all my free time. (I keep watering it but it still looks thirsty!)

Anyway, this week's comment of the week goes to occasional Mercury freelancer Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts, on Denis' post about whether or not hygiene concerns will keep you away from the Big Float.

BOAT COP! BOAT COP! BOAT COP!

It's your lucky day, Fatboy: