To the texting guy I honked at, I'm sorry I wasn't minding "my" business. I'm sorry I incited you to cuss me out in front of my daughter. I'm sorry I didn't pull over so you could kick my ass, as you obviously wanted to. But most of all, I'm sorry you don't realize that it's illegal / dangerous / rude to text while you are driving. If you are driving anywhere while drunk, texting, talking on your phone, double-fisting a burger, getting a blow job, or WHATEVER it is you do that diverts your attention from the road, it is EVERYONE'S business.
Hear that, texters and blowjobbers? LEARN IT. KNOW IT. LIVE IT. This public service announcement was brought to you by the new I, Anonymous blog where you can also submit your own finger-waggy lessons of the day. Nyyah.