Hey movie studios: Hire Garrison Dean to make your trailers for you. He's a million times better at it than you are.
Via io9, here's Dean's vastly improved Conan the Barbarian trailer, which, if there was any justice in this cold world, would be playing nonstop in theaters across the country.
Dean did a similar trick with 2012, and I'll be goddamned if both of his trailers would've put far more asses in seats than generic, studio-approved ones. HIRE THIS MAN.