You Must Choose One


MY eyes! My eyes! I'm going to have to have my retinas replaced!
That. Most definitely. Everyone can appreciate a fine pair (set?, group? gaggle?) of negligee.

Only, he sort of looks like Robert Pattinson. That's right! I just ruined every Twihard's Cullen hardon! Imagine your precious vampire roaming the earth wearing women's underwear for hundreds of years!