"Jail isn't supposed to be a cakewalk..." begins KATU's priceless investigation of racketeer Bill Sizemore's complaint that Marion County jail food was cruel and unusual punishment.
Apparently, Sizemore called KATU after his 18-day incarceration to complain that the jail food was so carb heavy that he was reduced to eating meals out of the vending machine. And then:
According to jail staff and vendors, Sizemore was particularly attracted to blueberry cheese danishes and ate a lot of them during his stay. Each of the danishes he bought out of a vending machine carries 67 grams of carbohydrates, about half of which comes from sugar.Annnnd this demands a GIF. Courtesy of an anonymous reader:
"He asked them (the vendors) to keep that full because he really liked that," said Sheila Lorance, Marion County Jail Commander. "And he bought them out."