He'd toss a couple of million bucks—maybe three—Monica's way, so that she'd have some money of her own to live off. That blowjob ruined her life, thanks to Ken Starr, and while Clinton runs around playing the elder statesman, Monica is basically unemployable. Chelsea is going to inherit plenty of dough and, unlike Monica, she's never gonna hurt for work.

Set Monica up, Bill. Do the right thing.