This Week's Back-to-School Issue

Comments

1
I took your test. Somehow I think being the bass player for bread is a bit out of my reach.
2
Fruit Cup: I got the same thing until I realized that there was more than one page. Instead, I got the default profession for upper-middle-class breadwinners in movies where you never actually see anyone work: architect!
3
I didn't even GET a job recommendation:

"Your Result:
Uhhhhhh.... you might want to think about staying in school for as long as you possibly can. We're just saying."
4
I would actually enjoy being a late night talk show host. Do I get a sidekick I can abuse?
5
@4, no, you'll get Andy Dick. Sorry. That's just how this works.