For you newcomers (or reformed prudes), HUMP! is the Northwest's only and best amateur porn film festival featuring dirty, sexy short films made for you and by you! Since last fall, normal sexpots such as yourself have been busily constructing their five-minute long homemade porn flicks, and are turning them in as we speak. (DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS IS TOMORROW, BTW.) The HUMP! preliminary judges will pick the best of the best, and then we'll put them all together to form the HUMP 2011 film fest which will go down at Cinema 21 (616 NW 21st Ave) at the following times:
THURSDAY, NOV 17 at 7 pm and 9:30 pm!
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY, NOV 18-19 at 7 pm, 9:30 pm, and midnight!
And trust me on this one: YOU WANT TO GET YOUR TICKETS NOW. Last year's screenings completely sold out and I had to endure tons of sad people whining, "I didn't listen to your advice and now I can't get in to HUMP! Wah! Wah! Wah!"
Don't be one of those "wah-wah" people! Get your tickets NOW for HUMP! 2011 right here! They're only $15 with a $2 service charge, which is super cheap... if you throw in the fact that you might see your sexy neighbor in the buff. So don't delay! Tickets for HUMP! 2011 are on sale now... SO GET THEM NOW!
