JK, if only we were so lucky. But no! Our parents' favorite awards show is in trouble, though, with Brett "Rehearsal Is for Fags" Ratner being forced out as producer yesterday, followed today by the host Ratner had lined up—one Eddie Murphy—stepping down. So now the Oscars are without a host and a producer, and the only emotion about any of this that I can summon is that I'm super proud of the above image, which I made all by myself.