(okay look, I'm an arts writer, I never get to say "BREAKING!". Just let me have this one, please.)
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Tonight's Blogtown meetup (5:30 pm, The Old Gold) will feature a cocktail designed just for us, based on this most beloved of Blogtown comment threads. Ezra says, "It's basically a Daiquiri with some Chambord. It's what Boat Cop makes... for the ladies."