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STRIPPIES—Portland's second annual strip-club industry awards, the Strippies, are bound to be a hoot and a holler. Come celebrate the crowning of the strippers with the best hair, best costume, most beautiful face, and all the folks that pour your beer when you're staring at naked ladies twirling around poles. CF
Bossanova Ballroom, 722 E Burnside, 9 pm, $8-30

WOOKIEE FAMILY XMAS—Han and Chewbacca evade Imperial troops on their way to a wookiee family Life Day, with musical performances from Bea Arthur and a wide-eyed Carrie Fisher. This could only be The Star Wars Holiday Special. George Lucas doesn't want you to watch it, so you totally should. Plus they'll be tons of other Christmas-in-space delights. SS
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $5