Some people know how to write a great opening line for I, Anonymous... some don't. THIS PERSON DOES.

To the woman who decided to put her pet snake on the Barnes and Noble bathroom counter whilst washing her hands; what the hell is wrong with you?!

The rest is good too! Then there's this one:

Sorry about that, I had no idea my clown outfit would upset you so much.

Yessssss. All in all, a pretty good weekend for the I, Anonymous Blog. Check out the rest, and drop off your own confession or rant. (Sorry, snakes not welcome.)