This town's got a lot of dirty, crazy love to spread around tonight. You can catch David Lynch's 1990 Wild at Heart at the Bagdad at 8:30 pm or the Tony Scott/Quentin Tarantino joint True Romance at 8:30 pm at the Hollywood. That's a lot of creepy kooky to choose from, you know. Also grossest bad guy alert: That would have to be a toss-up between Gary Oldman in True or Willem Dafoe in Wild, although my money's on Dafoe (more like a "floss-up," right?). Now go make like big ol' jackrabbit bunnies.

"Wild at heart, and weird on top."

"I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together."