COLLEGEMiddlesex and The Virgin Suicides author Jeffrey Eugenides' great new novel The Marriage Plot is a love story that unfolds on a college campus, so what better place to hear him discuss it than at U of P, as part of their Distinguished Writers Series? AH
University of Portland, Buckley Center Auditorium, 5000 N Willamette, 7:30 pm, FREE

CAN YOU SMELLLLL—There is a difference between Dwayne Johnson, the guy who rides CGI bees in kids' movies, and The Rock. The Rock is a fabulous cook who specializes in roasted jabroni and candied rootie-poot. He will likely be our president one day, and on that day? America will have achieved all it was meant to. BR
WWE Raw, Rose Garden, 1 Center Court, 5:30 pm, $20-75