Guys! Are you aware that there is a "dark genius" roaming the earth, infecting your computer with inert viruses, and perhaps hiding RIGHT BEHIND YOU AT THIS VERY INSTANT?? And did I mention this is the year 1988? WELL, IT IS! Prepare for your worst nightmare to become a local TV news reality, with this horrifyingly melodramatic word of warning from The Ten O'Clock News' David Boohwarewe (sp?).
And YES. That guy in the hat does look like someone you know.