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1
Lord Howe Island is a dick! (Seriously, look at the map in the article).
2
The link for the Putin story is the same as the link for the gigantic bug story.
3
The Brietbart assassination conspiracies have already begun:

http://gawker.com/5889618/breitbarts-death…
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There is nothing natural about eating and yelling yourself to death.
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@Snagglepuss: It's distinctly possible that the two subjects are really the same :-p
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Brietbart had a bad heart. Wasn't it obvious?
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THE TROLLS OF THE WORLD HAVE LOST A GOOD MAN TODAY. RIP BREITBART.
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@5 Point taken, sir.
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Did anyone watch the birthing of that gigantic mutant? That egg is the size of a pea, and that thing is the size of three or four unsharpened pencils next to each other. Anything that is referred to as a crustacean but does not live in the ocean is not okay.