The Race to Get the First Hot Tub Boat

Comments

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LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN PEOPLE. IF SAM ADAMS ONLY DOES ONE THING WITH THE REMAINDER OF HIS LAME DUCK MAYORALCY, IT'D GODDAMNED BETTER BE TO PUT A HOT TUB IN A BOAT IN THE RIVER.
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Drunk Hot Tub Boating - To drown in the boat or to drown in the river... decisions, decisions.
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@Mars

That is why we will also need... A HOT TUB BOAT COP!

I can't believe I was the first person to say that—but I felt like I gave you people plenty of time. Commenters: Please use the rest of today focusing on being less disappointing.
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@STEVE: I FEEL THAT YOU NEED TO FIRE EVERYONE (EXCEPT ME) AND GET A NEW COMMENTING STAFF. THIS SHIT IS DEPLORABLE.
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Has NOBODY heard about the Titanic? Seattle innovation at its finest.
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Some of us have jobs, Steve. Post everything at 12:03 PM from now on.
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Onwards I say with the plans of the Digital Hot Tub Boat. (the digital is what it gives the + to it.)

Also, in attempts of modernizing and funzicing the city furthermore, a beach of the Willamette River will have to be given for the Surf Waves Machines (SWM ™) to be installed in it.

-(SWM ™) has no connection with commenters or writers etc, and it's already been patented-
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How about we stop being fucking small-timers and JUST MAKE LAKES HOTTER? They can have their boats.
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@Mars, if you even think of putting one toe out of line on a boat and I'll chop your fucking head off.

@Steve, thanks for keeping these goons in order. Today was hell on the Pacific; almost reminded me of the Panama Canal debacle. Anyway, I'm off, this Courvoisier is not going to drink itself.
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Race? The boat is already in the water and the water is already in the boat! But I have it on good authority that Hot Tub Boats LLC is a good and generous outfit that would be quite pleased to bring their steamy innovations to Portland once business gets underway.
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Want all hot tubs cold.
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Sorry folks but if you have not paid your licensing fees to Chicken John you will have to lawyer up. I road in one of these back in 2002.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3618/342259…
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@Boat Cop You'll have to catch me first, sucker!