TIM AND ERIC'S BILLION DOLLAR MOVIE Marjorie tried to interview Tim and Eric. Tim and Eric fucked with Marjorie.

NORWEGIAN WOOD In which I predictably whine about something something not being as good as the book something waaaaahhh.

KILL LIST See it! Take a shower afterward!

TYRANNOSAUR Like Carnosaur, but different.

CRAZY HORSE Boobs!

BETTER THAN SOMETHING: JAY REATARD Oof.

THE LORAX In which the legacy of Dr. Seuss is gleefully desecrated. Again.

RAMPART I prefer to think of this film as an unofficial sequel to Cheers.

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