GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Going on and on, it don't stop... won't stop... can't stop,
either ride or die—that's why I put it down for the Westside. LET'S GO TO PRESS.

European election monitors call "BULLLLLL-SHIT!" on Vladimir Putin's victory.

Super Tuesday is super tomorrow, guys! Which means Santorum is squirting every last bit of energy into Ohio—an attempt to work up a good froth of support, thereby leaving Romney with a huge mess to clean up.

As Denis mentioned yesterday in GMN, Rush Limbaugh has apologized for calling a female student "a slut"—and yet? Advertisers are still jumping ship. (Awwww... sad boo-boo face.)

Despite the lies the Syrian government continues to spin, a wounded British journalist recounts the actual "butchery" going on in the country.

President Obama tells Israel we "have their back," in an attempt to slow down a preemptive attack on Iran.

A quick 4.0 earthquake rocked the San Francisco bay area early this morning, inspiring many residents to say, "Snffpghh. Huh!? Whaa? Oh," and go back to sleep.

Al-Qaida disguised themselves as military officials, and massacred 25 police officers in western Iraq.

'80s sitcom character Mike Seaver and his forehead weighed in with his stupid opinion about why gays shouldn't get married.


In tragic Hollywood news, leaked NSFW alleged photos of Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn have been released onto the internet. So you know... don't look.

Now here's what's going on in your neck of the woods: Lotsa rain this morning, lessening into showers this afternoon. But the rest of the week is shaping up nice! (Check out Thursday!)

And finally, here's a trailer for The Avengers —made entirely with old-school Marvel TV cartoons! LOVE IT!