Clinton Street Theater for Sale

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Exciting! I should probably go use my Groupon then, huh? At least The Descendants is starting tomorrow.
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The value should be annual net x3 + inventory - lease issues +/- intangibles. (If intangibles are +/- 5% of net x3, be wary.)
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THANK GOD. THAT PLACE WAS RUN AWFULLY. THEIR POPCORN MACHINE WAS SO DISGUSTING THAT IT MADE ME PHYSICALLY ILL TO LOOK AT IT. ALSO, THEY COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO HEAT THE THEATER. I'VE BEEN IN THERE TO WATCH MOVIES WHEN I COULD SEE MY BREATH WHILE INSIDE. I SINCERELY HOPE THAT SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING AWESOME WITH THAT SPACE.
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And -- you just reminded me that the first film premiere I ever attended was also at the Clinton and ALSO for a porn! Oh, Clinton St. Never change always.
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I'd consider it, but I'm still saving up to buy the Oregon Theater. (Mainly so I can ban Jerry, he's really been starting to irritate me. And maybe "Lady Jane" too.)
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The Mercury should buy this, leverage its brand and turn it into a nifty bar/event space. If Steve's got $123,994 kicking around, I got five on it.

LEVERAGE THAT BRAND, STEVE.
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Does it come with that small ass screen? Because that was what always brought me back.
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Oh yeah, and the Finley twins. *Definitely* the Finley twins.
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I hate to say it but I wouldn't miss it. I loathe myself whenever I've been there in the last few years.
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I've got 5 in too. Just $123,989 to go.
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@ATOMIC,CC,STEVE: THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CASE FOR DETECTIVE KICKSTARTER.
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I've never had a good time here.
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i got five on it.
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@Colin - Email sent!
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Not sure what the $5 is about, but I'd go $11
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If I had the money, I'd buy it just to send in a demolition team, lined with explosives to implode the fucker. No, take that back, I’d first burn the Rocky Horror marquee and its matching film print (if it was film) to remove any possibility of those gutter punk rats from coming back to “perform” it each week. Then, I’d do the same for "Repo" – send those wasted, fucked-in-the-head "performing" bunch of dead heap rats down the drain where they belong.

The owner is Scumbag King. "Pays" employees in popcorn and beer (what a deal). Most manipulative, evil piece-of-shit you will ever meet.

Has no idea how to project a film, no idea how to project a digital image, and much less of an idea how to calibrate a sound system. A front channel with a rinky-dink horn is about as sexy as a 2 dollar hooker in a meat-packing plant.

Staff who worked there were about as sharp as a box of rocks. But, what do you expect when you don’t get paid in currency.
BOMB THE FUCKER! Do Portland a favor. Pack up scumbag, leave town, have a heart attack and die. We want nothing more. Just another cheap, drug addict, waste-of-a-life shit head like you going the way of Nixon—corrupt to the core, surviving on the sadistic belief that he was maligned by the world.

Nice job making everyone sick by over-doing the caustic, putrid floor cleaner. Try using the correct amount with proper water dilution next time so as not to poison people when they come in unsuspecting. Way to go making your theater constantly smell like embalming fluid. I’d rather lick the subway floor of Times Square than touch any part of your bathroom with my bare hand. Most unsanitary rat’s ass shit hole you’ve ever seen. It's the one place where you can actually catch HIV just by spending more than 5 seconds.

Woops…better watch your step when you’re in there…might fall into that corner hole-in-the-tile that’s NEVER BEEN PATCHED! Leads straight to his own Shanghi sewer broth beneath its decrepit abyss. Grout blackened dirt-filth-piss-shit-muck carpet-scum build-up over 50 years. The only way to fully protect yourself from the disease that place inflicts is by entombing yourself in latex from head to toe.


Please die soon, Scumbag. Spare your kids the truth that will be revealed to them later in life when they realize their father was a dumb, evil looser, drug addicted failure fuck-wad.

I feel better now.
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If I had the money, I'd buy it just to send in a demolition team, lined with explosives to implode the fucker. No, take that back, I’d first burn the Rocky Horror marquee and its matching film print (if it was film) to remove any possibility of those gutter punk rats from coming back to “perform” it each week. Then, I’d do the same for "Repo" – send those wasted, fucked-in-the-head "performing" bunch of dead heap rats down the drain where they belong.

The owner is Scumbag King. "Pays" employees in popcorn and beer (what a deal). Most manipulative, evil piece-of-shit you will ever meet.

Has no idea how to project a film, no idea how to project a digital image, and much less of an idea how to calibrate a sound system. A front channel with a rinky-dink horn is about as sexy as a 2 dollar hooker in a meat-packing plant.

Staff who worked there were about as sharp as a box of rocks. But, what do you expect when you don’t get paid in currency.
BOMB THE FUCKER! Do Portland a favor. Pack up scumbag, leave town, have a heart attack and die. We want nothing more. Just another cheap, drug addict, waste-of-a-life shit head like you going the way of Nixon—corrupt to the core, surviving on the sadistic belief that he was maligned by the world.

Nice job making everyone sick by over-doing the caustic, putrid floor cleaner. Try using the correct amount with proper water dilution next time so as not to poison people when they come in unsuspecting. Way to go making your theater constantly smell like embalming fluid. I’d rather lick the subway floor of Times Square than touch any part of your bathroom with my bare hand. Most unsanitary rat’s ass shit hole you’ve ever seen. It's the one place where you can actually catch HIV just by spending more than 5 seconds.

Woops…better watch your step when you’re in there…might fall into that corner hole-in-the-tile that’s NEVER BEEN PATCHED! Leads straight to his own Shanghi sewer broth beneath its decrepit abyss. Grout blackened dirt-filth-piss-shit-muck carpet-scum build-up over 50 years. The only way to fully protect yourself from the disease that place inflicts is by entombing yourself in latex from head to toe.


Please die soon, Scumbag. Spare your kids the truth that will be revealed to them later in life when they realize their father was a dumb, evil looser, drug addicted failure fuck-wad.

I feel better now.