Pat Robertson Says the Christly Thing to Do Is to Skip Your Sister's Gay Wedding

Comments

1
Well, to be fair, Pat was probably stoned out of his mind when he said this.
2
I've read the Gospels. The Christly thing to do would be to wait until your sister speaks to you about the matter and then immediately lapse into cryptic symbolic and mystical statements that raise more moral questions than they answer.
3
There's absolutely no precedent for his behavior, how unbelievable.
4
He's deathly afraid of his flock finding out just how comfy the chairs at the Unitarian church are.