Thank you and a big smooch to everybody who braved the heavy rains last night for Skate-a-Roke! As usual the combo platter of karaoke and skating was a goddamn hoot-and-a-half, and my feet have swollen up to the size of two mini-donks after jamming around the rink for three hours straight. (Apparently, I can't help myself.) ALSO! Your patronage helped us raise a cool $1000 for Planned Parenthood Advocates of Oregon, who consistently protect our state from anti-choice dipshits like Rush Limbaugh and the ilk. SO THANKS! (Couldn't make it last night? You can always donate to PPAO here!)

So with that out of the way, it's nearing time for our last event in the 2012 Mercury Winter of Fun™ series... The Malt Ball! Get your tickets now for the funnest all-day concert ever that pairs Portland's best bands with Portland's best brewers! THIS IS GOING TO SELL THE FUCK OUT. I'm not kidding, so again... get your tickets now!

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More cutesy Skate-a-Roke pics (including two hot sister wives) after the jump!

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Cu—LOOK OUT!! (Jesus. Who was that asshole?)
  • Cu—LOOK OUT!! (Jesus. Who was that asshole?)