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1
Hi Alex

That kid was not killed by the police. I'll let you do the research.
2
That was going to be my comment.

Is Alex AFRAID of facts or something?
3
Alex = Mike Daisey
4
"...French police dive into a all-out manhunt..."

Yeah? Did they then go to "a eatery" and order "a egg" with "a apple juice?"
5
Nutria can talk and read? You sure Mike Daisey didn't write this?
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GOOD MORNING, ALEX! HOW ARE YOU?

ALSO, YOU'RE PRETTY BAD AT THIS REPORTING THE FACTS THING. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A CAREER IN MONOLOGUING?
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Blarg! The wording in my the Treyvon blurb was wrong — I had meant that the police were cracking down on the murder, not that they were guilty of the crime. Fixed it. Apologies for early morning malfunctions.
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Also, I hear they're delicious.
9
Then you spelled his name wrong in number 7. Jesus Christ, would you take a minute and get it straight?
10
Oh, get off the poor kid! He may become discouraged and go work for KPTV or the Oregonian. You want that burden on your soul?