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GUT MUNCHER—Italian gore maestro Lucio Fulci makes disgusting masterpieces—see for yourself at the Hollywood's screening of 1980's The Gates of Hell. Intestine-hungry zombies are seeping out of hell because the suicide of a priest unleashed them on the gut-having public. Plus there's a drill scene that'll turn the most iron of stomachs! CF
Hollywood Theatre, 4122 NE Sandy, 7:30 pm, $7

IT GETS BETTER—I believe one game can change a season. A game where the Blazers jack up the Oklahoma City Thunder, knock the season back into focus, and inject a much-needed shot of uncut chemical-grade confidence into a wobbly team. That's better than believing in 12 minutes of play and 36 minutes of bewildered bed-shitting, right? BR
Rose Garden, 1 Center Court, 7 pm, $25-185