Meanwhile, in rich-people world, a pair of Marie Antoinette's shoes, circa 1790, were auctioned off in Toulon, France recently. Guess how much they went for. No, guess.

To be fair, they are still pretty cute.
  • Hôtel des ventes de Toulon
  • To be fair, they are still pretty cute.

Okay, got your guess? Answer is after the cut.

$57,336

Now go back to your unprofitable life, sucker.