And now an important word about bathroom utensils:

Dear the fucking idiot who thought it was a good idea to use the toilet brush as a plunger. GUESS WHAT? It's not a good idea and its fucking gross, do you have any basic knowledge of anything? I understand clogging a toilet is embarrassing and there is no plunger in the downstairs bathroom but seriously?!

This message was brought to you by the American Restroom Association and the I, Anonymous Blog. (Drop off your rants and confessions here—it's like the world's toilet bowl!)