Just when you thought your life couldn't get any more exciting...
Meet the Portland-Milwaukie Light Rail BridgeCam! Okay, so it's been around for a while (as has the construction of the bridge), but today you can actually see a bit of the bridge peeking out of the Willamette. It's that little green pylon on the left.
Now, please devote the rest of your day/week/lifetime to watching the bridge slowly rise out of the water. You're welcome.
(I also wouldn't be opposed to someone BridgeCam-bombing the stream with a flash mob. Or riding a whale down the Willamette).