Ooh, la-la! Looks like Mr. Fancy Pants Bazillionaire McOne-Percenter wants to get something off his chest!

I became the lucky recipient of a large sum of money at the tender age of 20. I didn't do anything to deserve it, I merely shared the same blood with someone who did do something to deserve it. How much, you ask? Let's just say that I am recession-proof.

Oh, but that's not all. Mr. Richie Rich wants to give YOU (I'm pointing at other slovenly poor people as well) some advice! Hop over to the I, Anonymous Blog and learn a thing or two about how you're viewed by the upper crust—and while you're there? Drop off your own confession or rant! Like love, I, Anonymous doesn't cost a thing.