Cirque du Soleil: I Want to Write This As Much As You Want to Read This

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A Cirque du Soleil production of Family Matters would be hard for me to say no to.
2
My first Circque: WOW THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!

My second Cirque: Wow this is really expensive, didn't I see this already?

Haven't tried it again. The prices seem absolutely absurd.
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I was forced to go via the ancient and unwritten "It's Your Mother's Birthday" social contract. I haven't consulted with a lawyer, but I suspect it's binding in perpetuity.

Anyway, Ovo is like a Dr. Seuss / Robituson fueled fever dream. I'm praying I forget in time for next year.
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My first Cirque: Hmmm. A rock band of clowns. Haven't I seen that somewhere before? Is Gene Simmons going to sue?
My second Cirque: Hmmm. Third-world child labor. And too many French Canadian clowns.

The second was the last. I'm not particularly fond of clowns or French Canadian aesthetic sensibilities.