LOOK. Not everybody can afford to make an Avengers movie, OKAY?? Some people aren't "rich media companies" that can shoot a movie with fancy-pantsy high quality special effects, gorgeous, talented actors, and featuring a famous comic book character that's supposed to be green! That's why we should stop throwing our money at these movie-making Mitt Romneys, and start supporting filmmakers like Lewis Schoenbrun whose film The Amazing Bulk is now out on DVD via Amazon.com!

Oh. On second thought... when's that awesome big budget Avengers movie opening again?