YAY! Our first I, Anonymous haiku submission!
spilt beer at concert
new blouse no apology
thanks a lot fuck face
I hope that makes the rest of you I, Anonymous posters feel ashamed. The way I look at it? If you can't say it in a haiku? DON'T SAY IT AT ALL. (Sigh. Okay, fine. You can still rant and confess using standard prose if you must. Drop your submission off here!)