Good Morning, News!


Nothing about Cinco de Mayo? When we all get wasted to celebrate the Mexicans defeating the French in battle? If it had gone the other way, burritos would be made with hollowed-out baguettes instead of tortillas, and life wouldn't be worth living.
I was suprised to see we're actually going to build that CRC bridge. I thought they were still debating about it. Seems to me, if what the article said about us driving less is correct, we don't need it. I never have $900 million worth of trouble crossing on I-5, except when some jackass crashes or breaks down. And for that, I propose we just build a trebuchet on a track that move from one end of the bridge to the other, that can fling crashed up or broken down cars into the river.