Behold, the first-place winner in yesterday's presidential-themed pug crawl costume contest:


These people told me they stayed up until 2 am fashioning a bald eagle costume for their dog. These people are great. And I think everyone will agree that the casting here really takes it to the next level. That is a proud animal who clearly takes her role as our national symbol with an appropriate level of gravitas. Her name is Izzy, and may Izzy be an inspiration to you the next time you have the opportunity to don costume. That is all.