Hecklevision: Point Break—The Wisdom of Point Break

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"snotty but well-meaning SURF SHOP KID"

My sides, I'm dying. I'm dead.
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We would have also accepted "Young Stud from Don't Tell Mom, The Babysitter's Dead."
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I've been seriously preparing for this edition of Hecklevision. 4 nights a week at the gym, professional tanning and a curated investment in 90s era surf apparel. I'll be stopping off to touch up my blonde highlights right before the show.

I AM READY TO EXPERIENCE THE ULTIMATE.
4
Will ampersands go through the texts this time? I'm guessing it's some sort of control code for whatever software/magic you use, so probably not.
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Yeah, probably not.
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I'd rather heckle the Hollywood's weekly showing of Mad Men.
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Oh man, I am devastated I will be out of town. Please consider an encore showing some other time soon!! "I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino" is probably one of the best movie lines ever.
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Please do this again1