ONE-EYED JACK'S—Black Lodge Burlesque was so popular the first go-around, it's back for two nights of David Lynchian strippery. Sexy Elephant Man! Roadhouse chanteuses! The Lady in the Radiator! Red curtains! Pie! Coffee! This is such stuff as dreams are made of—sexy scary dreams. CF
Star Theater, 13 NW 6th, Thurs & Fri, 8:30 pm, $10

CARI—The Jack London Bar's Cari Carter is one of the best and most charming bartenders in all of Portland—and now she has her own variety show! The Cari Carter Show will feature a taxidermy petting zoo, trivia, and Prince tribute band Erotic City. Oh, and Cari! And booze! EH
Jack London Bar, 529 SW 4th, 9 pm, $5