Because no one can enjoy a private conversation around the Mercury offices without me butting in with my opinions, the following happened:
Salesperson Marissa: (to Katie) I'm getting my boyfriend a sno-cone machine for his birthday! Here's a picture:
General manager Katie: That is so cool! He's gonna love th...
Steve: SNORRRRRE! That is a TERRIBLE choice. Here are my selections for the top ten best sno-cone makers ever invented from best to least best.
1) Frosty Sno-Man Snow Cone Maker.
The rest after the jump.
2) Snoopy Sno-Cone Machine
3) Snowman Sno-Cone Maker
5) Party Penguin Sno-Cone Maker
6) Gold Medal Polar Pete Sno-Cone Machine
7) Old-Fashioned Carnival Style Sno-Cone Maker
8) Dora the Explorer Sno-Cone Maker
9) My Little Pony Sno-Cone Maker
10) Marissa's stupid sno-cone machine she's getting for her poor sucker boyfriend