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Wurzelbacher has a new advertisement in which he says that gun control laws are responsible for the Armenian genocide and the Holocaust of the Jews. What’s more, he explains the theory while loading his gun and shooting fruits and vegetables.

One day, we will all discover that "Joe" the "Plumber" was really just an elaborate piece of performance art, and on that day, we will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.