Okay, so this isn't so much of a "quote" as it is a "request." Look, I know I may have alienated some of you who regularly submit to the I, Anonymous Blog because I put a two-month moratorium on all "I hate you bicyclists so much!" posts. HOWEVER! I did not put a moratorium on all traffic-related posts. That's why I'm asking anyone who's been affected by the man who walks 5,000 ducks down the middle of a busy street in China to please write in with their complaints and/or confessions. Watch all about it here:

Now write all about it here. The I, Anonymous Blog: Rants and confessions from around the globe—and your own backyard.