Look, there is jack shit going on news-wise today. Instead of being on the internet where they should be, everyone is outside soaking up the sunshine. So when Denis pulled a new dollar coin out of his pocket, it was pretty much the most exciting thing that had happened all day.
We are hereby nominating Zachary Taylor for Scariest Looking President. Runner up goes to JQA. Face most like an old peach pit goes to James Madison. Best hair goes to Martin Van Buren. Best 'stache to Chester A. Arthur. Shy, British-looking heartthrob goes to Buchanan. Good day.