This is the guy who does Duke Nukem's voice. The fact that his name is "Jon St. John" is fairly remarkable, but not nearly as remarkable as the fact that someone got him to read 50 Shades of Grey. In Duke Nukem's voice.

Also remarkable: Man, I'd heard from various snarky lit snobs that 50 Shades of Grey was terribly written, but I had no idea it was this terribly written. You are correct, snarky lit snobs. Keep on keepin' on, America.

Thanks, Topless Robot.