Now and then someone will submit something to the I, Anonymous Blog that I just... BANG!!!

Crap. What was that?!?

What was that? What was that sound??

That wasn't a firecracker, was it? A car back-firing maybe? A gunshot?

There it is again — was that a motherfucking firework i just heard??!! AT 10:21 PM, ON JULY GODDAMN 17TH??!! ON A WEEKNIGHT TO BOOT??!!

This person for president of the universe. Do you have a gripe, confession, or observance that might make this world a better/worse place? By all means dump it off in the I, Anonymous Blog! (Everybody else does.)